- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

a man makes a bad joke

Knock knock, COME IN!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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