Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

thumb_up thumb_down -13

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

thumb_up thumb_down -13

www.hurr-durr.com

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

class is canceled. My professor died.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops