- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Christ is a conspiracy

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died