Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Gus's mom

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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