- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats 1+1? window!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What would u like to drink?

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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