- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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