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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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