- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I dont have a girlfriend

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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