Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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