- Anti Joke

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.