- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

The Blonde walked into a wall.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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