- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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