I'm Polish.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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