- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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