- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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