Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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