Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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