- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

The Big Band Theory

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

you give like i give lomain

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

who is really lanky? james cornish

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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