- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??