- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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