What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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