I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

hiya

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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