- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Andoni was here

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Caolan and Eamon

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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