Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Nobody cares maddie!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock knock knock OCD

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

black chicken. kfc

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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