Antoni Wilkinsin

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What does? 42

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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