What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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