What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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