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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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