- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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