- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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