What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Where's my tractor?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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