The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

America

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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