- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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