Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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