A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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