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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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