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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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