So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Golf.

Anti Joke

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