what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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