- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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