Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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