- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Sloths

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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