Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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