How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Once upon a time a was born

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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