- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Dumbledore dies.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

God is real.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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