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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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