- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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