- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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