What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

penis. nuff said.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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