- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I like that, but why am I happy?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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