The american education system.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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