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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

I am a mime

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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