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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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