- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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