- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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