What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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