what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Everybody will die

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man did not like this site

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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