How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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