- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Dumbledore dies.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A fat guy!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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