- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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