Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

a chinese man pays the full price

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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