I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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