- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

PENIS that is all

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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