- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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