- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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