Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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