- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Can anyone Lenin money?

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

someone called someone else a frog

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Alchohol.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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