- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Your Mum is soo fat.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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