How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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