What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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