- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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