- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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