- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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