- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Racial Equality

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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