Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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I C U P White stuff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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