- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A russian gives away vodka.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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