- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

knock knock who's there ?

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