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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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