What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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