- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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