Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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