- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Your sex life.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

jd and zach loves vigina

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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