- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Faithful men.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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