- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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