Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What? Huh?

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Nobody cares maddie!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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