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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Guess What??? Ur Murr

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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