How did the dog die? He was put down.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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