A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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