Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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