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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

lets bomb africa

What do you call an arab ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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