Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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