- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!