- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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