- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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