- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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