How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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