A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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whats green and lives in the water

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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