What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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penisvaginaorgasm

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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