- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what are you mike bibby?

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Robin, get in the car!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Women's Rights

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

PENIS

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Skinny people fart less.

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