- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

The cream, it is coming

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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