A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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learn. advance!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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