- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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