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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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