What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Gus's mom

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

nolan is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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