A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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why are balck people black because they are

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Your mam is so fat.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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