- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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