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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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