2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Turkey Balls

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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KILL WHITEY

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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