Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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you see theres this guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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