- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Women's rights.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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