- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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