- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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