How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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