- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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