what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

women's rights, lol

You know whats annoying? Steve

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...