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Women's rights.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Detroit has a low crime rate

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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