Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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