- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Nickelback

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??