- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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