I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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