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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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