What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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kennah campion when she talks

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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