Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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