- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Colin is gay but toasters are not

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

An orphan falls off a cliff.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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