Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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