- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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