- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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