whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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