- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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