- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Alchohol.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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