- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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