- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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