Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A gay man watches football.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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