What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Anti Joke

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