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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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George W. Bush

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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