- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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