Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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