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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Nickelback

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........