- Anti Joke

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....