- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Your mums a potato

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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