- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Nobody cares maddie!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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