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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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