- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

like if your cool

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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