Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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DERP

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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