Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

u know whats a crime? rape

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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