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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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