What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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