- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

your mama's so fat... that's it

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

black chicken. kfc

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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