- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Double-whammy

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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