Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Anti Joke

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