- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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