- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the new green? Green

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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