Jokes Ki Duniya

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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