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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

An Asian with a big dick.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Poker? I barely even know her.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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