Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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