Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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