- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whose your daddy? Not me

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do black people eat? Food.

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