- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

what do you call a black chef glendon

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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