Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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