How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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