- Anti Joke

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Click here to end the world.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.