- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

HEY!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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