- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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