In soviet Russia...things are different

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

who is really lanky? james cornish

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Anti Joke

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