- Anti Joke

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.