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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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