Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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