- Anti Joke

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

123 f*ck off

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car