Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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