Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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