Do the roar!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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