what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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bite me

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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