- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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