- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

eoin burgin is fat

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