Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Democracy.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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