- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Manchester City

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

You having friends.

you will like this because i am black.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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