What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Women's Rights..

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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