- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

child labor

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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