- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

wenis

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

haha

Flowers are colors Love me

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??