How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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