I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Women's rights.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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