Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Burp

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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