What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

thumb_up thumb_down +2

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The cream, it is coming

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops