- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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