- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Get up Look in the mirror

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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