Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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sky silverstein

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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