- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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