- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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