- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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