- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is life? Paul.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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