The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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David Cameron

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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how much fish could a chicken

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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