Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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No antijoke here.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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