Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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