- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Sixty... eight

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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