- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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