- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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