why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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