why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Golf.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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