- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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