- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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