- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Your gay

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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