Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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