What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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