why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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LET

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Anti Joke

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