- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Canadians

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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