Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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