what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Obama = ebola

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I'm Coming

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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