Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I was watching Fox news.

BIG PENIS

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Title IX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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