I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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a man checks his mypsace

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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