- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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