How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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