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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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