chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

You idiot.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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