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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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