- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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