What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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