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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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