- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Flowers are colors Love me

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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