- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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