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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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