Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Niall Horan

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

eoin burgin is fat

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