There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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