- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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