your mama so old, shes dead.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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your face

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Sloths

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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