When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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