- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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