Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Cliterus

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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