whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Golf.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

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