A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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