- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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