What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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