whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

cancer

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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