Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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