- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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