Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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women's rights.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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AIDS

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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