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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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