what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Boob

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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