Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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